440,000 votes in a city of 8,000,000 and he thinks he can win......so deranged

is this a storm surge or just extraordinarily high tide The Weather Channel (raritan bay, nj)

go fucking birds baby

jalen carter being ejected from the very first nfl game of the season BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED could not possibly be funnier i love this team

"wot evah appened to empafee? she's still a yoomin bean innit?" what a day man

i've been following a jewelry business on insta for 4 years. they never posted a single political thing in that time. okay cool. today they posted an in memoriam and captioned it that they've been too silent for too long? there's no way This was your political breaking point HUH

"this is no reflection of your performance, we just don't have the budget to keep you" so you.....think i'm a good worker?

pollworker 1: do you want a sticker pollworker 2: she's got green hair of course she wants the sticker i.....yeah you're right

have a zoom interview w a company in europe at 3am, should i go to sleep or savor the moment and scroll for 4 hours

no one: me in 5th grade trying to be edgy:

this era of life on earth feels like joe pesci's voiceover in casino when he says "but in the end, we fucked it all up"

if u squint u can see me in the background DEVASTATED that team swirls lost

my special interest omg

who's idea was it to have an outdoor HOCKEY game in MIAMI

luke hughes went from the forgotten brother to the favorite brother unbelievably quick