I'll admit.. My job.. In this heat... My body is feeling it. I may not look 50.. But I am!

How's that ac, office people?

The new neighbor has two little girls, 4 and 3. No sooner did I first say "Hi" from my back porch, they marched over, grabbed two child chairs from my yard and promptly sat themselves in front of me. That told me a lot.

The subject of abortion came up last night, and for once my liberal daughter and conservative wife actually agree on something! That as a man, I'm not allowed to have an opinion on the matter.

If you never initiate the DM convo, I'm gonna assume you're only replying out of a sense of obligation.

That one follower.. I don't have to ask. Nudes. Every. Time. 😀 😘

Already pondering my pic for #ThirstyThursday...

Anyone else wash their work clothes in the shower? Follow my for more frugal white trash tips!

Tried with the new neighbor..but no one goes to work, they're up all night - including the gaggle of children- I can tell by her eyes she's not just smoking weed. The youngest kid is a sweet little girl who is picked on by the others- including the adults! Won't speculate here y

#ThirstyThursday..

Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown posted pics of the Capital Building on FB yesterday..so my wife responded with pics of the destruction of downtown Columbus (where his office is) and a list of the private businesses that are gone and never to return. She rocks.

I've met far too many women with abusive husbands here.

If I told you that you have a great ass..would you smash it against my crotch? Something like that.

You ordered the bbq sauce from childhood force of habit...but when you drive away, you remember that honey mustard is the superior chicken nugget dipping sauce.

Nobody send nudes or comment on mine in the morning! I've been getting distracted and slacking on my workouts!

Love is a form of surrender. That's why it scares the shit out of you.

I figured y'all seen the front plenty..#FriskyFriday

The landlord rented the other side to 1 woman with 3 kids..but she's never there. Her friend is there with those 3 kids and her..wait for it..11 kids! It's been less than a week and we're already fighting! You and your brood are not the tenants!!

I haven't been here much today... I've been dealing with the clown car of con artists next door!

It's been a stressful couple of days... Ahhh...an unsolicited tit pic in my DM.. Thank you kind woman! 😀😘