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Let's make demons blush and angels jealous

@jamiesweaty

I didn't attend college, but I read the same books and slept there a lot. I'm here to DM your wife. Probably.

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The new neighbor has two little girls, 4 and 3. No sooner did I first say "Hi" from my back porch, they marched over, grabbed two child chairs from my yard and promptly sat themselves in front of me. That told me a lot.

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The subject of abortion came up last night, and for once my liberal daughter and conservative wife actually agree on something! That as a man, I'm not allowed to have an opinion on the matter.

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Tried with the new neighbor..but no one goes to work, they're up all night - including the gaggle of children- I can tell by her eyes she's not just smoking weed. The youngest kid is a sweet little girl who is picked on by the others- including the adults! Won't speculate here y

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Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown posted pics of the Capital Building on FB yesterday..so my wife responded with pics of the destruction of downtown Columbus (where his office is) and a list of the private businesses that are gone and never to return. She rocks.

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You ordered the bbq sauce from childhood force of habit...but when you drive away, you remember that honey mustard is the superior chicken nugget dipping sauce.

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The landlord rented the other side to 1 woman with 3 kids..but she's never there. Her friend is there with those 3 kids and her..wait for it..11 kids! It's been less than a week and we're already fighting! You and your brood are not the tenants!!