Crying again 👌

Genuinely offended by the (attempted) Yorkshire accent on the lad playing Heathcliff in the new, Saltburn-ified, Wuthering Heights. Sounds like me when I'm mocking folk from here

Great telly this with the political wonks reading the Budget live on telly before the chancellor delivers it 🤦‍♂️

I am absolutely past the time I am willing to go to Big Supermarkets now until post-Christmas cos of GITW. The way people act at this time of year they shouldn't be allowed out unsupervised

Absolutely incredible lack of sporting integrity on that #Gladiators ep

In the gym and it's virtually empty

It's got people talking so fair play but the athletic doing a big piece on onlyfans models who use football is a bit weird isn't it. We used to be a serious country, I mean website

Come to Paris for a romantic (dirty...) weekend away with L and missing Burnley winning a game. Fewmin.

Keep seeing people in Paris vaping. Utter woke nonsense

Cheers son's crying

Booking a padel court for a midweek evening is harder than getting tickets for Glastonbury I swear to god

me when an editor complains about having to fix an extremely simple thing in one of my articles #freelancelyf

Not normally a kink shamer and I know the point of Afflecks is it's for weirdos but you really shouldn't be wearing your pink fluffy tail in public m8

Your dad's new fetlife pfp just dropped

The irony of an editor whinging at me for not checking something closely enough but calling me "James" 🙃

L has informed me there is a Colleen Hoover movie on the way