I feel like Eminem’s lyric “Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane” didn’t get the appreciation it deserved

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

The dishwasher is kinda like a night club for all your dishes

I think this is the nicest thing jake has ever said to me

A new coffee mug really gets my serotonin going

Airdropping this to everyone in the movie theatre

Why is there always a Chinese take out next to a Publix explain yourselves

me muted on Zoom, but still doing the most with my expressions to show that I’m listening

Finally getting to that age where I bring a sweater everywhere with me “just in case”

People who put chips inside their subs are superior

really want to hike a national park but also I get winded going up a flight of stairs

Everytime my mom goes to chikfila she texts me her receipt so I get the points it really do be the little things 🥲

Why do I lose all self control the moment I walk into a Trader Joes

It’s a sad day to have Apple Music

Thoughts on me creating an app called get this bread and it tells you if restaurants give you complimentary bread or not