“Never any doubt!” - Me to the Paramedics as they place me in the oxygen tent. #lufc

CHINOS

Me checking my smartwatch after weird dreams

Can’t believe we don’t even need to change the frinkiac quote

If you’re gonna call it the Windrush line, you should give Brixton a stop on it by reopening Brixton East (which I think was here)

"SQUARE IT YOU FUCKING STUPID WAHEEYYYYYYYYY!" Me just then #LUFC

Iconic.

10am: “With our 3 points safely in the bank on Friday night I’ll spend the weekend not worrying about the other results and switch off for a bit. Spend some quality time with my family.” 2.40pm:

Long shot but does anyone know where I could watch the Leeds game in Medellin, Colombia? #lufc

Vote Count Binface and I will abolish VAR.

The Premier League is just better with Leeds in it. With apologies to other teams in the play-offs.

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily? Join a union.

"Hello it's Becchio" - the man still thinks he's Messi 🤍

Is he that worried about Archie Gray playing tomorrow?

Imagine losing out on a ticket to a 3 day bender to some home counties avocado and quinoa bastard in lycra shorts

🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

Yellow away kit tease there? #lufc