Everyone else just finished #Stoptober but I’m just getting into #Nobevember .. Wish me luck #Nobooze #Nodrugs #Nofun

🐐? #UFC230

I hope everyone realizes this fight will be about as LEGIT as Macho man vs The Ultimate warrior in a WWE match. #scripted 🙄

My heart just bleeds watching the news and seeing the faces of these fallen young men and women who were just enjoying a few drinks at a bar. And no one wants bloody thoughts and prayers. Change is needed. No More Guns!

What the fuck is that x.com/Ffs_OMG/status…

Just seen someone using an iPod nano lol grow up

Must stop going into supermarkets without any idea of what I’m going to eat. 45 minutes to walk out with some pasta and a pot of pesto

Anyone who eats biscuits without a cup of tea is a psychopath

Watch this 5 year old kid perfectly reenact an infamous Bruce Lee nunchuck scene: sckchr.ps/1EXOTwQ

DEEZ NUTS

The first trailer for 'The Martian' starring Matt Damon looks amazing: trib.al/D3eqaui

Still reeling from last nights Game of thrones.

Fresh fish paired with coconut cream makes for a an insanely delicious dinner. Trust us. bit.ly/1G8gAAl

don't forget to use social media to say happy father's day to your dad who doesn't use social media and won't see it.

Me rn

If you don't have empathy with animals, you don't have empathy at all.

CARNIVAL! LETS GO!! 😁🎉☀️🍻💃🏽

I wonder how many Facebook status' I've accidentally liked without realising...

This red sun is making London look extremely dystopian today