I love being a woman, I love everything girly, pretty and dainty.

unfortunately i do find everything funny

Netflix has proven to me again that I am always interested in dinosaurs.

if i let you over in traffic i expect my lil wave

maybe in another life i punched that bitch

it’s friday the 13th jason needa wake up and kill every mf that played with me

calling You via the moon please answer

next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

"my nails for Bieberchella" "my outfit for Bieberchella" "on my way to Bieberchella"

If I die after I pay my rent sit me on the couch till da 30th

Justin is really going to sing his old songs and I won't be there experience it

Me trying to jump through my tv to get to #Bieberchella

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.

Priorities

is this psychosis or am I just so back