[our first day of being pigs] hey when the trough gets filled later, stay close to me so we can eat our slop together

My cofounder got hit by a car 1 week before our launch. He couldn’t walk. He couldn’t type. For a moment, we didn’t know if we’d even launch. I did what any smart founder would do: I pulled the plug on his life support machine and found a new cofounder who can actually code.

US soldier: This is my girl back home (shows AI generated image of an anime girl with cat ear headphones and huge honkers) I gotta make it home for her… Same soldier (after getting shot in the front lines): grok is this true?

“Hello fellow humans “

Again, even if you think this is unrealistic, what is the ideology here? Have a crack at something that might kill us, just because it would be interesting or exciting? Pure, uncut fascism: other people’s skin in your egomaniacal game.

Yet to find a criticism of Judaism that wasn’t antisemitic, or a criticism of Islam that wasn’t Islamophobia.

How many bacteria die in shrimp guts every second?

I’ll save everyone 5 yrs of discourse - this will be 99% shit made by babies for dopamine/narcissism - a few artists will create amazing new things - this (or competitors) will be very popular - represents yet another theft of attention - won’t replace TV, but will siphon from it

My AI agent just sent a bunch of weird emails to my ex without my permission! Then it left detailed comments on hentai videos on pornhub & ordered lots of hot sauce & nylons for delivery. Damn these autonomous agents always doing things on my behalf that I don’t want them to!

I loved him when he made an attention-sapping, polarising, time-stealing mindpocalypse. But then he built a basement to protect his family, so fuck that guy.

If Jesse Armstrong wrote this dialogue it would be pilloried:

First, they came for the blind, & I said nothing. Then they came for the deaf, & I said nothing. & finally when they came for us, I still said nothing, for we are the mutes, & this joke is barely worth finishing.

If a university was actually confident in the strength of their own PhD program, they would hire graduates of that program. Mostly, they don’t. Ergo they do not believe their own marketing material & neither should you.

I’d prefer memento less-i if anything.

*2010s version of Clue “Killy McKillface in the webinar with a hard seltzer.”

Hey I’m planning a wedding, are there any good Anal Cunt cover bands?