The wait until 3 PM on Saturday feels longer than the Starbucks line in Memorial

Bruh how do people find out they can do shit like this

Me: 'I dont think he will recognize me, its been a long time' My primary school teacher at the market:

me after going through every emotion in the same day

Raising Cane’s on Providence can’t open soon enough.

When the Jesse Hall Dome is gold, it's Homecoming week at #Mizzou. #MizzouHomecoming 💛🖤

Had me at Sandra Bullock

No offense to the Von Trapps but if I go to a lavish party and seven kids just start singing about how they have to go to bed, I’m using that time to refill my drink.

real shit I’m tired of getting my heart played with

10 years ago today…my view.

what if ghosts can’t see us either and they’re scared as shit cause who the fuck is making pizza bagels at 2 a.m

You should pick up that hobby you loved so much as a child. It’ll make you feel alive again.

SHE HAS BEEN FREED