The first two are a Scottish person looking for their Vauxhall.

Big day for people who haven’t mentally aged past 15

me explaining flappy bird

Stop eating chick peas with the pick mes and come have some lentils with the mentals

Bro said

Gonna go into a pub and show this pic to the barman like I’m at the barbers

Which ones Charlotte

“geniushealth”

Salah after dropping a stinker but still getting a G/A

Was just saying this to my mates down the pub

“Ay bro put on that 8 minute spoken word Dave song”

mikey How can I be homophobic? My kick is gay

its only been Amorim’s (check notes) 23rd sackable offense

Ruben Amorim is genuinely the worst coach in the league

Give Amorim the Colombia job so the Cartel can deal with him after he plays 5 defenders at home to Gabon and loses 1-0

Sacking Ruben Amorim was the most no brainer decision in the history of no brainer decisions. In fact the only surprise is it took this long. I can’t even fathom how Man United fans can be upset or even shocked at this morning’s news.

Me after flipping my pillow for the 8th time and I still can’t sleep