#BringMattyTargettHome #NUFC

Manchester United have reached an agreement with Benjamin Šeško to ruin his promising career in under 2 years.

Whatever we do, we must not let Shola get his hands on Seung-Soo

Oi, Newcastle United - what’s going on with the website? ATM stream is down 😩 #NUFC

Spot on.

Can we all just momentarily put aside our differences, take a brief respite from everything going on in the world, and universally agree that Junior from #Duolingo is the greatest character ever created

#NUFC Twitter: Have we got a chant for Park yet? “Seung, Seung, Soooo Everybody loves him” … “Funny thing, but you can’t watch him without a smile on your face And before you know, it started feeling good You simply got no choice” Etc. Etc. Newcastle United

Man United could be about to pay £112m for Carlos Baleba. Those dinnerladies must've been getting paid an absolute fortune.

Problem is; even if you pin it all on him, Isak is still either an idiot or a scum bag for letting Lemic represent him… #NUFC

NICK WOLTEMADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The treatment table #NUFC

#NUFC are well and truly BACK 🙌🏽

Pahahahaha - Francis strikes again

LETHAL WEAPONS

Vote Woltemade and RT #NUFC

Alexander Isak wears Nick Woltemade pyjamas

Brilliant fans are Bilbao. Great club. Our footballing friends for life. These cracking Basque people are #NUFC’s forever friends. It’s awesome seeing them loving our city and getting warmth and the best hospitality🙏🤝 #Geordies 🖤🤍 Athletic Club ❤️🤍 #ChampionsLeague #UCL

An incredible journey so far 🫶 Four years of Eddie Howe as our manager! 🖤🤍

Feel like pure sh*t, just want Newcastle v Leeds back