Dear God…….. #BBCBreakfast

And the moon is made of fucking green cheese #BBCBreakfast

#BBCBreakfast is the epitome of failure, foundering and collapse. Why do you insist on platforming the odious Farage and his ilk? And cut the bullshit of them riding high in the polls. You are personally responsible for inflaming the rhetoric on hotels and asylum seekers.

Oh look the very deleterious Farage. Again. He’ll be quoting ad verbatim from Mein Kamp next and the BBC will be cheering him on #bbcnews

So the headline on the BBC website reads “How Reform has changed the debate on migration.” Hatred, hostility and division flagrantly sponsored by #bbcnews

Try fitting them all in Jon Kay’s mouth #BBCBreakfast

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 #BBCBreakfast

Joe Pike saying Labour “is making mischief with Reform.” You absolute clown #BBCBreakfast

The BBC is defunct #DefundtheBBC

The bar is high. Seemingly not so on this absolute shit show of a supposed news programme #BBCBreakfast

The harbinger of doom, defeatism and suppression aka #BBCBreakfast is entirely laughable. Meteorological summer isn’t even over yet, but let’s continue to push despair and anguish onto the nation nonetheless

Rachel Burden. Maybe time to reconsider your career opportunities going forward. You and most of your ilk clearly don’t know how to interview someone without reaching for the “let’s switch on the hostility button” #BBCBreakfast

Summer is officially over. The cretinous and mealy mouthed Zeffman is back on my tv screen, I see. Perhaps he spent the holidays in Blackpool standing in for Gypsy Petulengo given he’s indubitably prone to clairvoyance and extra sensory perception #bbcbreakfast

Evening briefing. Chris Mason is a bum hole #bbcnews

Zeffman predicts…….. #BBCBreakfast

A parenting “expert” #BBCBreakfast

Zeffman….. “I think” “I suspect” “It seems” “It might” “It could” “I would hazard a guess” “Maybe” “Possibly” “Conceivably” “I’m leaning towards” “Perchance” “Presumptively” #BBCBreakfast

Zeffman absolutely creaming himself to the extent he can’t even catch his breath #politicslive

Is Esther McVey to be interviewed? #politicslive

Is the fucking Zeffman show??!! #politicslive