Not to talk myself up but I'm pretty sure when I'm taking my afternoon nap I look like a perfect little angel

Not to be prurient but I'll spend this evening on my alt Twitter because those lads don't care what happens!

Can you block all caps tweets?

I say I want totally objective media but here I am scrolling to find the accounts that reassure me, despite evidence to the contrary. Give me the truth, but not when it sucks

I missed it, did he blowjob the microphone in his victory speech?

Of the thousand things bumming me out, one I keep returning to is how happy Kamala and Tim both seemed all the time. So thrilled to be wherever they were, so ready to meet people and work hard. So energized! And now it doesn't mean anything

Did this happen because we kicked Ellen out of show business?

This guy whose been in the House then Senate since the 90s sure likes to blow into town like The Music Man and tell us The Establishment really fucked up

This kid on Rescue 911 climbed up a tree and when his mom climbed up the tree to rescue him, she got stuck in the tree. So the dad tosses the cordless phone to the mom and makes her call 911 because he's too embarrassed?!?! It's HE who should be up a tree!

Yeah Twitter is bad, but BlueSky is somehow worse? At least in my experience. They're still doing Schitt's Creek gifs over there!

Feels like a bad time to mention but I just got the go ahead to reduce my daily cancer meds from 50mgs to just 20mgs a day. Less than half. My energy, my sleep, my joint pain, my boners, all will improve drastically. I am so, so lucky, and grateful

I know it's their job but it kills me that the same pundits who were predicting an NDP government in the prairies or a Blue Wave in the States are now writing articles about what to expect from a Trump presidency. How can they speak confidently about anything?

I figure either there is a God, and God controls all, and everything happens in God's plan so don't worry about anything. Or there is no God, everything is completely random and meaningless so do whatever you and don't worry about anything. Either way, relaaaax

Tired of plays where one person plays 26 characters, need a play where 26 people play one lady named Suzanne

"Katy Perry's 143 will flop"

"Remove Ellen from show business."

ANORA was a masturbatory old guy movie in that it starts off sexy and kind of interesting and then takes foreeeever to finish

In my lifetime, Allen's has really become the go to vinegar

Back on bluesky and furious about it