A say pubs back open this weekend then lockdown starting Monday 👍🏽

Am the type a cunt that can stay aff the booze for 6 month standing on ma heed but when this is aw over n done with am out for a week !!!

That Garrymcmonagle is a pain in the arse on house party man 🙄

When your waiting for the examiner too tell you you’ve passed your driving test

How she type this

The older you get the more you realise how much you cba with drama, keep yourself to yourself and do what makes you happy.

Its 2015, youve kept your school money for the day, jump in completed 3L a frosty secured 💃🏼.. coup sesh way the boys, wake up and repeat life is good ❤️

Legend ❤️

Think am the only person to have never took a covid test since aw this began

Ur gonny have to whack double vaccinated on your CV soon

Tuesdays are definitely worse than mondays 100 percent 🙃

Need to be double vaccinated to buy fuel now

If the fear could kill u id be 6ft under the now 🤮😫

Fell asleep in the inn toilet for 4 hours on sunday night after a full wkend onit/upto dundee n everycunt thought a was away hame cheers troops 😂

Ma dancing on saturday was smfn nobodys eyes should ever see 😂

Only thing worse than havin the fear on a sunday is getting the fear half way through the week 😂😵‍💫

Ma auld man forgetting to buy yorkshire puddings for xmas dinner has just fucked the full day up 🥊