Micro thermal printer outputting GC messages received by raspberry pi running python script / IFTT + twitter API. Each morning wake to sound of laser printed blog posts webcrawled from select writers with BS4 XML parser + time-trigger shell script.

make posts handwritten or from from an electric typewriter, scanned to server and converted to .txt file by OCR API (free on application) and posted (IFTTT). screenless network denizen — it's possible

And Lo, 300 billion Bonkler Dreadnought bladesmen did descend in a terrible blistering maelstrom 'pon our Green Earth, ripping through the vault of God's Kingdom each astride a black-carapaced beetle slick with machine oil beating monstrous glistering wings droning and clamouring

im a really special and beautiful person