2023 is the year I get my head fully sorted, move down south and escape this shithole of a town, start playing football again & hopefully go to roughly 75 festivals

Decided recently that I don’t like my life currently so I’m jetting off to Australia for ? Months. Smell ya later. Time for an adventure 🏃‍♂️

Romanos’ mum collects football stickers and his dad wears a helmet when he rides the bus.

Australia is the best, I could stay here forever if it wasn’t for my pasty Irish skin

#BHAFC. Just landed in the UK. Willing to pay up to £600 for a ticket. If you have one let me know

Ticket sorted. Legends. Thank you ❤️❤️

3. 4, 100

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I guess I need to get back to the UK and start saving for Europe I guess 👀

I didn’t need any more proof that family first was bullshit but these last couple of days has proven it

I just applied for Naked Attraction. That’ll be something I regret in the morning

🎶The Brighton squad belting out an absolute classic at their Christmas meal 🎅 #BHAFC Via Brighton Polska

Hungover

Downloading Tinder, Bumble and Hinge at the same time is depressing as fuck ain’t it

This has actually become the biggest myth on football media

The worst part about talking to a girl from Europe is having to translate your measurements to CM. 2 inches is 5.08CM by the way

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Fuming. Some random bird has hacked my TikTok. I have about 70 followers and she hasn’t even kicked me out so I don’t know why she’s done it. But I’m now apparently a Spanish speaking mother of two who is a future nutritionist

Why? Who? What? I’m so confused. Who are you and why have you stolen my 74 followers?

“Ew why is it so big” I’m sorry. “Is that a snake” I’m sorry. “It’s a monster” I’m sorry. “Is that a third leg” I’m sorry. I’m sorry.