Funny because true

Anyone fancy a Kimberly biscuit? #Olympics

Oh the cauldron is magical! #OpeningCeremony

I’m watching rowing in bed with a coffee and have learned that you will struggle with rowing if you are over 6’ 10”. It’s my responsibility to deploy this knowledge, confidently, today, to a stranger. Happy #Olympics!

WOO BOY OLYMPICS!

Pet theory: Yuzu and tonka beans are not actually real things but exist only on TV cooking competitions so that they have something to say. They don't exist, we're all being made fools of.

Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Good to see The Southampton Arms

KAYAK CROSS! What glorious chaos is this? It looks like it should be presented by Peter Simon #OlympicGames

Wondering why the people on the #Olympics are wasting their time there when *I think* they have a great chance at winning on Gladiators

Dion Dublin consulted on this speech

don't let the nerds take the last days of summer from us. they want it to end so they can tweet from inside the home about drinking soup and wearing scarves. this is an annual battle we've historically lost because there are more of them but enough is enough.

If you’re even slightly interested in developing your running practice, you certainly won’t regret working with Olly Swift Run Coaching. He’s great and focused to your goals and the WhatsApp group is a great place to talk running with people who’ll never get bored of it!

I really, really want there to be big Steve Jobs style press launch events for Brets crisps. I would engage.

....in which someone restaurant adjacent continues the immemorial custom of calling someone else restaurant adjacent a "bellend"