Anyone keen to work on Bazel and/or Python infrastructure at Stripe? US/CA remote 👍👍. My DMs are open. stripe.com/jobs/listing/i… (for a generic role overview)

In D&D, rolling a natural 20 is an automatic critical hit. Which is why 2020 is kicking our ass.

I’ve worked on compilers and sometimes it is a bug in the compiler but when it is it usually means you’re doing some crazy shit.

I must not hype. Hype is the mind-killer. youtube.com/watch?v=n9xhJr…

While we're at it: hdd access light, physical power button that directly kills/engages the power circuit, floppy drives, and...that beige color.

Overseen at work:

OH: Working in C++, the first time a new hire said "hashtag include" (without a trace of irony) I felt like grandpa simpson

I'm looking for a manager to lead a developer productivity team supporting Go lang engineers at Stripe. Please reach out if interested! stripe.com/jobs/listing/e…

Now I have the answer to "what is the best programming font?" dtinth.github.io/comic-mono-fon…

Twin Peaks reboot gonna be lit y'all

"Argument" is the collective noun for more than one programmer talking about a programming term

Scala 3 has landed

Come work with Rebecca and the team. They are amazing.

Mathematical Bumper Sticker

My wife caught a neighbor peeping through the window at her!

Schrödinger's Dumpster!

My team at Stripe is working on an experimental ahead-of-time compiler for Ruby and we’ve moved our development to open source. sorbet.org/blog/2021/07/3…

Dunning-Kruger? I don't know what that is, but I bet I'd be really good at it.

Useless but also somehow vital fact: 2/22/2022 is going to be a Tuesday