what the fuck happened to meowth-

Me giving a strongly-worded e-mail my writer telling him to make me a relevant parody again:

those ain't poke balls

Hey, you! Yes, yes, you! I am the.. uh.. The Pokémon inspector! Yeah.. I'm here to inspect your Pokémon, and make sure they are in tip-top shape!

I DUNNO WHAT YOU MEAN I'm just the Pokémon inspector!

WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnn

Let's play Rock, Paper, Scizor!

Hello, I have come to ask of you to immediately leave the islands.

Ravioli, ravioli Give Pikachu to me-e

WHY IS THIS TWERPETTE AT MY DOOR?????

James, huh? Why, thats a name I haven't heard since the summer of '83..

Jessie, huh? Why that's a name I haven't heard since... Wait a sec-

There are 17 children being held hostage inside of my basement.

Meowth, what did we tell you about kids and that basement!?

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

I simply cannot believe that its finally #MyTwitterAnniversary

Rare, you say?👀