These phones are mere accessories.

Everyone should tweet a stone cold Steve Austin quote once in their life.

When you have to fart but you are on a airplane 😣💩

When you make pizza on National Pizza Day but had no idea it was National Pizza Day cause all you ever eat is pizza anyway

I need to smoke. I need to smoke. I need to smoke. I need to smoke. I need to smoke. I need to smoke. I need to smoke. I need to smoke.

zoom into the dog nose

What kind of music are you into? "Everything from Eminem, Third Eye Blind, to The Dixie Chicks" 😭😂

Let go of the ego & just be yourself.

Happy 3/16

Fuck This Shit.

Did I Stutter?

It's time to just be happy. Being sad, angry and overthinking isn't worth it anymore. Just let things flow. Be positive.

Do you ever zone out but you're aware that you're zoned out but you're too lazy to zone back in