420 Coming Up So If You Get What That Means Give Me A Retweat And Crack Up Some Bob Marely

Got A Letter In Post Today From A Very Famous Comedy Preformer Telling Me I Am Doing A Great Job..Chuffed To Bits..Some1 You Might Have Seen On Tv If You Were Wonderying And You Will Be Imperessed If I Told You Who 🙂

Went To Car Dealership And He Says James You Here To Test Drive The New Model Fiats We Just Got In And So I Says Only If Thats What Your Calling The Jags Now A Days 🤣

Not Watched The King Yesterday So I Watch Inbetweeners 2 Instead They Shud Make A 3Rd One Of Them Before Will Gets Too Old For It..That The Bit With The Turd 🧀

Robert Deniro Having A Kid At 78..Mental That..Guess He Cannit Afford Comdoms With His Pension Money

My Leg Is Hurting For Weeks And Its From Been Good At Footie I Recking So I Tried That C*nnibis Oil And After Rubbing It On There A Knock At Door And Its The Bizzies Wantin To Ask If I See Drug Culture In The Streets Lately And I Says No Officer Abserlotely Not Me 🤣 I Swear 😂

Went To The Barbers To Get Some Tram Lines Done And I Remenber That Fat Chod Calling Me Baldy At My Selled Out Gig And i Am So Mad Again

Phil Scofield Is A Little Son Of A Bitch..Never Liked The Mother Fucker

Went To Subway..Trey Want A Tuna And Sweetcorn..Frickin Ghost Town In There..Bell End Working The Front Desk Didnt Even Know Who I Am And Says James U Are Not Allowed Back Here And I Feckin Not Believe The Disrespect..I Am Royality There And The Store Wud Gone Under If Not For Me

I Am Looking Forward To Getting The New Little Mermaid On Copy..Try To Watch That New Fast X And Camera Is Wobbly And Cannit Hear It Over Tje Crowd..I Cant Stand The Rock Any Way I Think He Is 💩💩

Not Having A Go But My Gf Loz Is As Loud As A Jamster Ring Tone And About As Good Looking Haha