the northwest passage: its free real estate

Forced to accuse Francis of false science after a disastrous Summer Drink-a-thon!

Awooga

Francis, heat up some taquitos in the microwave, would you?

Heartbroken to hear from Gore that he's leaving twitter for the Baby Looney Tunes RP forums!

Threatened with execution by Captain Crozier, who's upset that I promised him Taco Bell & gave him bologna in a tortilla!

Resurrected from a twilight death by a wild-eyed Gore, who grabs me roughly by the shoulders & demands to know what's happened to his collection of photographs of old ladies having fun!

Awooga

james FITZJAMES 💜

Freeze Raw Lemons and Eat Them Whole To NEVER DIE AGAIN

Unable to attend this morning's wardroom meeting after finding myself skinamarinked!

Informed a sobbing Fairholme that 'heterosexual doggystyle for the sole purpose of mech piloting' simply isn't feasible as it'd be gay even if I wore one of my dresses AND all our mechs are currently trapped in 100 feet of ice!

i am available for comment on the above topic and/or anything related to the terror, franklin expedition fandom, etc if anyone is writing 👁️👄👁️ or even better i will write about it for you …

Puzzled by Le Vesconte’s series of self-insert comics in which he is married to Betty Boop!

Irritated with MacBean, who's exiled himself to the tiger lands after attempting civilization by shaving his head to rid himself of a flea infestation!

James and I sat in my office tonight in full uniform watching Jesus Camp