at this stage of life, sometimes I surprise myself with what constitutes a victory. in unrelated news, air fryer bacon is a thing and i might have just made one piece for myself.

having a real hard time with Apple chat support spitting back nonsense and asked if it was an AI chat bot. can confirm it is not.

It’s Always Sunny on Arrakis

#communityinspiration

tired of looking down at my keyboard when i'm scrolling.

boujee tempo. winkler, mb folks

posting this pop song every day until it gets the attention it deserves. Logan Prescott - tongue (Official Audio) youtu.be/bg0d7Wsbin0?si… via YouTube

hey twitter i can't remember the last time i sneezed

what is a semi-cow and i don't think that's how hyphens are supposed to work.

If you're on the losing side of a landslide, there are two ways to react: 1) Eat the humble pie, listen, self-reflect, evolve, and come back better next time 2) Arrogantly proclaim that everyone is dumb except us, continue as you are, and make the same mistakes next time

I think it’s going to be a banh mi kind of a weekend.

banger. youtu.be/vf3zFvcKQkw?si…

If ohtanis really not gambling, then explain this. checkmate

not even a question.

The kids are gonna be alright

how the stables have turn.

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

This has gotta be the most insane rise by a prospect ever

“Hey Siri, set an alarm for thirty minutes.” “Sure, I’ll set a timer for thirty minutes.” if I wanted passive-aggressive correction I would go to Starbucks.

i love (and miss) movie commentaries.