me if my family catches me mid suicide attempt

Farted so hard while on the toilet it sent the turds down the drain without flushing

Dih

How about an unemployed chud How about doomscrolling on Twitter all day How about 0 applications made I lost my job 18 months ago, 3 months faithful

Unemployed for 3 years

The type of shit id eat 10 minutes before pelting the ball at some retarded girls head in gym class

The niggas that crossed the strait of Hormuz this morning:

If your friend group is not actively discussing - Retardmaxxing - Energy drinks - Blackjack - Slots - Gambling - Zyns - Benjamin Netanyahu - being racist - Peptides You need new friends

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

They was throwing them mfs…😭💀

Gonna dig my butt and start high fiving everyone in school im deadass Infecting EVERYONE

Shoutout Tommy Pham man

The universal pause for ALL men

Cade Cunningham with the season on the line: 7-23 FG 3-11 3P 8 Turnovers

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