Arse faced woman. 🍑

Rose window of Strasbourg Notre Dame Cathedral.

And so 'Wine Club On Tour: German Edition' draws to an end. Will start planning the next one just as soon as this hangover clears.

Lofty claims.

Soggy Mickey. 🐭

Got these. As a lifelong fan all I can say is I hope they open the show with Pop Is Dead and end with a triple Banana Co encore. #Radiohead 🍌

Max Martin & Shellback, superstar producers trib.al/nKyYMFA

Got interviewed by The Observer for an article about Max Martin in which the word 'penetrating' appears perilously close to my name. observer.co.uk/news/profile/a…

In France. 🇫🇷 Found my pub.🍺

Saucissons advent calendar. 🌭

Just landed at the Lille Wine Fair. Unlikely to be able to remember the next 48 hours. 🍇

Haul from the 2025 Lille Wine Fair. 🍷

How they do wine bottle labels in France. 🇫🇷

Brisk French beach walk. 🏄‍♂️

Thirteenth time seeing The Mighty 'Head. Still as fresh as the first. #radiohead #o2arena

Ready for sing-a-long Muppets Christmas Carol at the Prince Charles Cinema. 🐸

Rescued my dad's old meat smoker from the garage then spent weeks sourcing parts to get it working in time for Christmas. Thrilled to report the mission was a success. 🎄💫

Just added enough booze to my eggnog to take down a prize stallion. 🐎

This.

💥Fifteen years together today💥