“Acting stuff out” is probably my favourite aspect of stand up. It always seems to elevate the jokes somehow.

Just met a lovely cat in Hertford. Turned out to be a nazi.

Wishing everyone a meaningful and Happy #FlagDay today! With #Apollo11 anniversary right around the corner, I thought this was a great way to showcase our celebration of Old Glory as well as the ideas, principles and values that the Stars and Stripes represents. Also – wishing

Happy Father's Day

“The Constitution vests the power of declaring War with Congress; therefore no offensive expedition of importance can be undertaken until after they shall have deliberated upon the subject, and authorised such a measure.” —George Washington

Sen. Smith gives Mike Lee a good old fashioned “talking to.”

"When I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage." "Dad, what's the point of this story?" "I like stories."

Okay, Son. Just remember to have fun out there today. And if you lose, I'll kill you!

As the presumed next mayor has promised, New York City is about to become more affordable - but not because of socialism. Because of capitalism. Housing is a function of supply and demand, and demand is about to drop like a brick.

My son made a Rube Goldberg machine in Minecraft. Pretty neat. youtube.com/shorts/zOmPMA-…

My son performed "Rat Dance" in Minecraft, utilizing tuned boxes and redstone circuits with time delays. Pretty neat. youtube.com/shorts/18ZHkm8…

"All right, Simpson. I don't like you, and you don't like me." "I like you." "Um, all right. You like me, but I don't like you." "Maybe you would like me if you got to know me."

Oh no you don't! That trampoline is MINE!

But, I did tip off the feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse...

.Pete Stauber Pete Stauber Why campaign for years on reducing the deficit and federal spending, only to vote for a bill projected to increase the debt by $20 trillion over the next decade and raise the debt ceiling by $5 trillion? Are you privy to some form of special MAGA

Jon Stewart reacts to CBS cancelling "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" and tells corporations and advertisers to "sack up"

Trump claims he couldn't have made Epstein's creepy birthday card, but allow Jon Stewart to counter with exhibits A through Z

Watched this on PBS this morning. Made me want to go scythe a hay field. Any descendants of German-Russian emigrants in my feed? One of the grandmas interviewed talked about having to share in a large family. A banana had to be cut into 9 pieces to go around. As a little boy, the

Pete Stauber is missing again. Pete Stauber Pete Stauber

How do we jump to the timeline where, after exposing and defeating Trump and his lackeys, Thomas Massie wins the presidency by a landslide in 2028?