I will genuinely never be over it

Alan Ritchson in BMS might be the biggest carry job in the history of television. Mostly dogshit, sophomoric, goon-bait comedy that got elevated to watchable just bc he was so unbelievably funny

[boob surgery] me: I’m so nervous Bryon Noem: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry [after surgery] me, waking up: wait where’s Bryon doctor: who do you think gave you the boobs rt if you cry every time

I hope trump comes back from the hospital with big bazongas to boobmog Kristi Noem's husband

just found out Annie from community is childish gambino

Western shounen fans when the show doesn't suck gigantic, enormous fucking penis and balls for 1500 episodes "hmm I dunno man seems a bit overrated to me"

God please take all of his pain away, quadruple it and give it to Jared Leto

dont you have a human heart

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

New Godzilla coming out this year I guess I won’t kill myself

girls actually dont like when you act like a puppy excited to see their presence ive learned

I call it ~ James-balya

AMAZING!! $51 BILLION DOLLARS later, we are back to where we were on February 28. WINNING!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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I wanna be nonchalant so bad but I cannot shut the fuck up

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO (2026) dir. Takashi Yamazaki.

*takes walk to clear mind *the sidewalk

hit em with the basil pesto chx alfredo