Having to explain the Savannah bananas to my 80 year old grandpa because they are on TV at the restaurant we’re at. Safe to say he’s not happy.

Ole Miss daughter or Arkansas son?

The left is going to be outraged about this one.

Get me back to God’s country

Everyone knows Netanyahu made Jerry do this.

No thanks.

This is exactly why women should not have an AP vote.

Walked past sig ep with my shirt un tucked and they fucking shot me.

Sorry babe, can’t do anything Friday I’m busy.

Buddy hit the nail on the head

Are we fucking serious rn.

Fuck it, cheers Gunner

Hey Chipotle if you’re going to half scoop my chicken you might as well just break the metal spoon in half and shove it up my ass if you enjoy fucking me so bad.

It’s almost time….

Landman is the biggest goyslop show of all time. Only good goys like Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson find that shit good.

If you still watch porn in 2025 you deserve to be referred to as Goyim

I’m pretty sure people would stop calling Muslims terrorists if they stopped doing terror attacks

Yeah we’re winning the natty.

Joe Roberts Straight up untrue. All of the suburbs of North Dallas used to be the epitome of the American Dream, and they were already growing extremely fast before the Indian Invasion. Also, if I could trade every Costco in Dallas to never see an Indian again, I would snap my fingers

Lives in Miami posh beachfront townhouse, doesn’t go to class, has celebrity porn star girlfriend, ends his team’s Natty chance with under thrown interception. Doesn’t shake a single hand. He is who we knew he was…