I woke up and this thread is still up so I guess it wasn't a dream. I was really scared it might have been

hey if you're in or near NYC, come to my paperback launch event with Emma Copley Eisenberg at the Strand next Friday! not this Friday but NEXT Friday, Friday the 13th! I'm even more delightful in person! order tickets here eventbrite.com/e/james-franki…

In Search of Lost Time but every sentence ends with "lol" ... drive.google.com/file/d/1rrahfd…

"Why don't straight men read novels?" The novels:

ohh I'd been low-key wondering why my Twitter and Instagram were being swarmed by transphobes screaming about social contagion, but it turns out NPR recently re-aired my interview from last year

GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN (recently twinkless): man, I feel like John Wilkes Boothing myself HIS MAGIC TALKING HAT: that doesn’t make sense yet

ok fine I’ll bite: what’s “p*rn”

open.spotify.com/episode/27OtZ2… new wagharfg with James Frankie Thomas (of IDLEWILD)

my Friday the 13th paperback launch event at the Strand with Emma Copley Eisenberg is ONE WEEK AWAY! I would love to see you there! yes, YOU! get tickets here eventbrite.com/e/james-franki…