In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

They were telling me ‘it’s just Ipswich’ but this is your boy against Los Pollos Hermanos

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

my uncle got stuck inside a claw machine and now they let people pay money to look at him and jack him off with the claw

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid.

Oh god it’s happening again

I love that The Cure appear to have announced the release date of their first new album in 16 years with a single poster outside the local pub they played their first gig at in 1978.

we are losing our ancient texts noooooo

The official TikTok account for Romania is posting some of the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

peak cinema

Why does Temu want us to buy that pig shirt so badly

dreamt you could go into the gas station to buy a picture of yourself pumping gas that they automatically took of every customer, like the polaroid you can buy after a rollercoaster ride

Haven’t watched The Chase since

Travel to Slovakia good idea

in a effort to both drink more water and practice my g splitting I have resorted to this

I modded RDR2 so that all wagons and horses travel at super sonic speeds. It's now a horror game.

What are the farmers planning?!?!?