I’ve dealt with disrespectful ppl while djing, but this is on another level

Can y’all stop hinting that bassnectar is making a comeback because not only would that be devastating for SA survivors everywhere but I also refuse to be gaslit again into thinking he was good and his shows were fun because y’all were so annoying about it

It’s gonna be a long fucking season for Manchester United 😭😭😭😭

My dog was cuddling me this morning and I thought to myself how lucky I am…. Then he stretched and farted directly into my face

Supposed to make a Latin mix for my day job for national Hispanic heritage month, and I’m really trying my hardest not to sneak this in.

Only way to see change with Washington is if everyone stops going to the games all together. Stop buying merch, stop giving any money to this damn greedy owner who could give one shit about winning. Money talks.. fuck you Snyder! #WashingtonCommanders #commandthesenuts

I fucking hate fantasy football. Got me out here gaslighting myself saying dumb shit like “ Andy dalton can do 50 points “

I would check on Man City Fans, but I know they ok cuz Lebron broke the scoring record last night

Let’s fine Manchester United for FFP but it’s ok for Manchester City to have 115 charges.🥴

No one is more excited to see you come home than your dogs ❤️🐶

You’re at art Basel while me and the boys are online playing the new warzone map and recreating the joy we felt when we couldn’t be together in 2020, we are not the same

Still in shock that some one actually booed Matt McCusker tonight when he revealed his wife was African American, and told him to get a white woman . People fucking suck.

Arthur Smith fired today and Atlanta hasn’t been this hyped since MIGOS™ dropped that Culture album

Started lifting again and working out heavy, because I’ve seen what God has done for Mid White Men and I want just a fraction 🙏🏾

Too many of yall are hung up on “mixing in key” have you ever tried “mixing in vibe” instead

Nothing tests me harder in Ramadan than walking past that Peruvian chicken spot 🥲

We can bring back the Dire Wolf after being extinct for 10,000 years. But we can’t figure out how to eliminate DC traffic, smh

yeah I got my proof of citizenship right here

If I’ve ever guestlisted you before I’m fucking claiming you as a dependent #IRS