Seattle tonight baby 🪩🕺🏻

Ran a marathon last weekend! I forgot to train, it was very painful

Thanks to all y’all for rocking with me Seattle, it’s so badass y’all came out to get down with ya boy 🪩🕺🏻

My man's go hard

I’m so much more than a musician, i have incredible amounts of value just on a human being level that being said i got some mfin HITS coming out soon b 😂😂

i love you, go away. 1/20

I’m taking astronomy and I just learned that the universe doesn’t revolve around me, wtf

Today at community college I learned that there is technically no short end of a stick

What happens if I fucked around but didn’t find out

aye shawty if you’re turned on now wait till you see my pokemon card collection

I don’t hit on anybody, I just do tech deck tricks in the corner while playing Natasha Bedingfield off my phone speaker and let the ladies come to me

Kendrick is the goat 🐐

Most of those Drake hits could be released by a different artist and still be a hit. Kendrick is a one of a kind. Legendary

“Kendrick’s career needed Drake” is like saying the Eagles needed the Chiefs. Yall sound silly

It’s always breaking news, where’s the fixing news at

Valentine’s Day? More like valengrind day boys, stay hard

Do they have Gooners Anonymous meetings? Asking for a friend

Rare photo of Elon Musk and Donald Trump