Insane how hard they pushed this series in elementary school. Lowkey predatory.

Tom Cruise jumping up onto a chair wasn’t actually that crazy.

I like that we all immediately went to abusing the Snapchat AI.

I could break every bone in your body with minimal effort

We as a society must learn to navigate a 4-way stop.

I am a hater.

Everyone would feel a bit better with a 2-5 mile walk a day.

having coffee

Please don’t get your dad a graphic tee from Kohl’s for Fathers Day.

AC/DC. Loser ass music for the first generation to punch drywall

Love the way Maverik coffee kinda tastes like cigarettes.

Funny when people use insecurity as an insult. Ya, dog. Everything humans do is for ego and/or acceptance.

Steaming the wrinkles out of my sheets like an absolute psychopath.

If you wanna see how little meaning bathroom designations truly have, attend any concert. Shit works just fine.

yeah i'm excited for dune 2. dune 2 chicks at the same time man.

Leave an impression.

Used generative fill for the first time. Feelin’ guilty.

This is maybe 5-7 years late, but I feel a little money could be made with a fine-tip sriracha lid replacement.