ICYMI: Winston ran a 5.92 100-Yd dash 😱 He ran an average speed of 34.44 MPH 🔥 ESPN+

Hi John Krasinski I’ve found your next role

The Mac Daddy is back for February! Each type has garlic butter, mozzarella, and white cheddar mac-n-cheese. The OG Mac Daddy features Nueske's Bacon and sriracha, the Buffalo has roasted chicken and a Buffalo drizzle, and the Smokehouse has pulled pork, Grippo's, and BBQ sauce.

Saw a patient today who was in his late 80s, and he told me his primary goal for physical therapy was “to get back to kicking ass”

HE'S DONE IT! Tottenham Hotspur's all-time record goalscorer!

Oliver Skipp scores his first Spurs goal in style 🚀 (via NBC Sports Soccer)

Everyone at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice!

Went to pick up my tux for my literal wedding today and when I walked in they asked if I was there to get a tux for prom

Not the first athlete involved with Indianapolis to go into the stands am I right

What a day. I can finally rest easy knowing my people have reclaimed their rightful seat on the throne (of playing in the 9th tier of the English football pyramid)

Gonna be absolutely insane when Lebron James suits up for the University of Evansville in a few years

Perfect for when you need to burn down King’s Landing but wanna get in a quick round of footy with the lads first

Tottenham took all three points from Sheffield United with TWO stoppage-time goals! 😱

If there was ever a time for nepotism, I’d love for it to be right now

Wow AI really is coming for everyone’s jobs, even our politicians

National championship #6 (6 count ‘em 6) coming soon

Oh boy just made my monthly student loan payment

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.