Funkadelic- Maggot Brain (1971)

Y’all better wish me a happy Mother’s Day because I am a motherfucker.

“Only you can prevent forest fires” Shit dude that’s really a lot of pressure to put just on me.

Just a rat in a cage

I’m real good at naming cats. If you’ve got a cat that needs a name I’m your guy

Now I am become Jake, shaker of ass.

King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King (1969)

You don’t know the shape I’m in

Smelling all the candles in T.J. Maxx like the dirty little slut I am.

Sorry I’m late bro I was picking out my first fresh fall fit of the year

How working from home is going -

Couples costume idea

Damn another day I will spend working instead of eating Cici’s pizza life is not worth living

Jethro Tull- Aqualung (1971)

These Christmas lights about to make me act up

At this point it’s too late for me to memorize the Starbucks drink sizes just give me a caramel macchiato in a size vin diesel please

Just washed down Benadryl with coffee. The laws of man no longer apply to me.

Historic Vids Charlie Chaplin who was always known for his comedy roles has surprisingly delivered one of the most powerful speeches I have ever heard . It’s from the film ‘The Great Dictator’. Relevant to our times.

The kind of vibe I bring to the function these days