Death, taxes, and the person in front of me on every flight reclining their seat back.

For the love of God....can we flex in TNT coverage

Kind of hope the Celtics sweep tonight because ESPN has been brutal and I don't need to see a fit check on Stephen A as he struts into the arena. #needTNT

Do I drink coffee?

Nala is crazy jumping in the pool.

Good luck Commanders. Hope he doesn't run like a full back for you this year.

Come to Phoenix. Your dogs will have 7 months of pool time. It will never end.

How my dogs treat me when I get home.

Hey...how's fall treating you so far? Meanwhile in Phoenix....

To the person that was weaving in and out of traffic almost causing accidents on Camelback road today and then flipped me off for some reason: A. I hope your day went better B. I hope you didn't cause an accident C. I hope you get 75 political fliers in your mail box today.

What I wanted to hear from Jason Kelce last night.

How I hold my coffee in the morning. #Boltup

I'd like "Watching the Chargers defense tonight" for 1,000 please #BoltUp

Pre sunrise in Cabo

Sorry to bug you Nala....but can I sleep on my own bed?

This will be the most boring #Coldplay post all day. This is from Phoenix a few years back.

Hey dad.....what was it like when Coldplay saved us from the deadest time in the sports calendar?

Are you ever calm on an automated call and then finally scream "REPRESENTATIVE!!!!!!!!!"?

Baby bobcats sighting today and the dogs are locked in by the slider.