..hardly working

#motion

Nice try hangover, but this white boy has other plans

What’s a king to a god? Dad next to me is watching Moana 2. We are watching Moana 2 #expand

Can a white boy pretend to be Whitney Houston for a night?

(Insert lil sas finger point meme)

Some lucky kid is going to stumble into Goodwill and get a game worn and signed Jake Wolff middle school scouts football jersey. #Game

You're the biggest fucking loser of all time if you do this. Hope this finds the right audience. There are trash cans everywhere on your way out.

shota quality start just dropped:

Whoever designed Porta potties to have slanted surfaces preventing safe drink chillage should be locked up

Rufus week

10:30am in LA, just tailgated the opening of this chipotle. Triple chicken guac salad bowl inbound 💣

Nothing makes you feel dumber than hungover grocery shopping

Put the word out けったま ARC Music Festival

Rewatch the movie Holes

Whole Foods might be the greatest establishment on earth

Curb enthusiasts... what do we think about this curb? Pretty damn big, right!?

Weekend step count #twostep

Know I walk with the racks on me (racks on me) Bad bitch want back back, and you know she throw that ass on me I don't want that girl 'cause she want me 'cause the cash on me Yeah, you know she cappin' homie Dreadlock, that cap on me … one of the hardest song intros IMO

#BeautifulOliveGardenAlert