Zeke hasnt been wanting to go for walks for a couple weeks. Thought something must be seriously wrong cause he loves to walk. 3 visits to the vet + 1 specialty vet. Checked his heart, mobility, blood, urine, bones, bumps, and an x-ray. $1800. Conclusion: your dog is just a weirdo

Whoever came up with the idea to put these things all over a golf course is a fucking Nazi and a terrorist

Rain, rain, go away That’s what all my haters say

A business that employs mental health/wellness doctors that work with people who need to calm down. Call it Whelmed. Stop being overwhelmed. Get Whelmed. Or maybe it should be spelled WellMD. so it’s like wellness doctors. Thoughts?

At some point the meaning of ‘driving’ and ‘self-driving’ will invert.

Not seeing much analysis about the Packers net loss of one first name in swapping Parsons for Clark. Have to think that factors in

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

No one: My brain, once a month, for no reason: Lewis and Clark were their LAST names

Went to my first solo concert last night. No, that doesn’t make me better than you. But you should consider this if you’re comparing us

Update: Zeke pretty much back to normal. it appears this was entirely weather driven and I’ve been made a fool.

Geico has a new TV ad series “you’re not (celebrity name). But we’ll treat you like him.” But to me that means they’re just saying nobody gets special treatment - not even celebrities. Swing and a miss. My insurance provider remains unchanged.

You’ll never guess what this guy’s fantasy is

Apple 2025 wrapped and its just thousands of pictures of yourself taken every time you use Face ID

Remember when DJ Moore was upset cause he wanted to keep Justin Fields and then spent basically a year pouting about it 😭

Thing about me is I can be bought. But I am expensive

When I accidentally step on Zeke’s tail

Almost two years later & the tears of the self righteous are yet to achieve any material reward. All the while, America & the west stays winning 🇺🇸🇮🇱. More work remains to fortify the stronghold and recapture the hearts of the naive. But I’m damn proud to be an American today.