•⠀⠀⠀ B. Carlton Cumberbatch ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhe/him once a high-functioning sociopath, oftentimes a red-robed sorcerer. emmy & bafta winning actor, and a teddy bear puncher. ⠀⠀⠀ ㅤㅤㅤfl. ic. 18+. non-dating. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ•

I got included in the family thing without you throwing up in your mouth? You feeling okay??

If anything happens to May —

Logging on to see Bendy Cock trending.

Can’t believe Becky was funny for once.

<3 for Anne and Anne alone.

/ he makes it so difficult to fake him 😐

She’s so 🥰🥰

Happy 15 years to one of the best movies ever made.

April 8th. 🚑

/ my punishment for having this account is the radio at work playing all too well every single night without fail. it’s a #bop but my feelings 😅

Once again thinking about flipping this account in hopes it’ll make me want to be active again.

Happy Monday.

That’s my wife. 🥰