Best thing that wasn't listed in Helldivers patch notes is not being cleaned up after extract, I survived that Helldive with 0 deaths so I EARNED this filth.

Alright last Content Warning post before it fades into obscurity

As creator of said game: You should support indies if you can, but culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it. ULTRAKILL wouldn't exist if I hadn't had easy access to movies, music and games growing up. If you don't have money, you can support via word of mouth.

For my account's 3 year anniversary I give you a Barotrauma clip.

今日3/27はうにの5歳の誕生日です！ 生まれてきてくれてありがとう。 そして、うに誕生日おめでとう🎉✨ Today, March 27th, is Uni’s 5th birthday! Thank you for coming into my life. Please say "Happy Birthday Uni" to him! :3

Saw there's been some talk about the war topside, I almost envy the poor saps up there. "Mariners got it easy" when you're this deep in the cold dark waters for so long you realize you're just trading gunfire for nuclear depth shells and howlers for something worse... #warforever

Had an incident a few months ago, a drill team went WAY too deep and fell into the depths just two hundred meters away. Unfortunately right as my ST turned on active sonar. He never got over the guilt so I put in a transfer request, can't dwell on the demise of fools. #warforever

I think to myself every now and then "Maybe the world is ready for me to actually reply to any DMs I get and start schizo posting making 4-6 tweets a day" then I take my meds.

Looked at the price for verification and noticed it's not even getting rid of ALL the ads for $8???? As much as I want to get more engagement on my literal garbage I'd at least like to not see other prime examples of garbage when I'm looking for my gimmick account's hourly posts.

Reminder to follow workplace safety precautions when your fellow crewmates are in possession of a particle accelerator cannon.

Say "Helldiver scum" one more time...