Bad day? Eat cookie. Good day? Eat cookie. Either way, me eat cookie!

Sorry I missed your call. Getting spotty cell service. x.com/yankees/status…

A wise person once told me “If you ever get the opportunity in college, take a nap. Whether ur stressed, have nothing better to do, or are tired, do it because you may not know when you’ll get a decent chance to sleep again.” It’s me. I’m the wise person.

rt if cookies are lifeeee #NationalCookieDay

Wow. NEWARK AIRPORT does a fantastic impression of HELL.

Come visit Vita Nova this spring! Our hospitality business management student-run restaurant features an award-winning lunch buffet and an elegant four-course dinner starting next week. Reservations are now open and are filling fast, so make yours today: bit.ly/2SQVbg8

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

Literally me

Made my Mets debut two years ago today. Today is also Homer Simpson's birthday. The irony. #LGM

Leaked footage of me at work today...

If your coffee mug believes in you, you should believe in you too! #mondaymotivation

Remember: Nobody's perfect and everybody makes mistakes. It's people who can stand back up and learn from their mistakes who succeed.

I’ll never be to a planet made of delicious pastries. I cannoli imagine.

Great way to start my week, a under cooked muffin Dunkin' 😢

Finals: I didn’t study but I did eat

Thanks for the great birthday gift Mats Zuccarello for the #NYR win

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid #riptoysRus 😢