I hope everyone has a *nice* day today (today is 6/9 [it is like 69] {69 is a number associated with a technique of sex}) #june9nice

Mom: Remember to call your father today. Me:

Some black folks aways want black shows to have some deep black message. Sometimes I just wanna see niggas in space, fighting dragons

Homework assignment: List all the ways in which Stringer Bell is a better leader than Donald Trump.

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