me @ my professor now that all classes at UCSD are going to be online in the next quarter

Static fire test of Falcon 9 complete—targeting Sunday, March 15 at 9:22 a.m. EDT, 13:22 UTC, for launch of 60 Starlink satellites from LC-39A in Florida

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

.Apple pls fix awetoekreqt

// N O T E S O N A C O N D I T I O N A L F O R M - 2 2 M A Y - P R E O R D E R N O W // L O V E the1975.lnk.to/noacf

// I F Y O U R E T O O S H Y ( L E T M E K N O W ) – 2 3 A P R I L // L O V E the1975.lnk.to/tooshy

SH = stay home

With MASSIVE new song #IfYoureTooShy, The 1975 keep getting better nme.com/blogs/the-1975…

This is Arthur. He received a letter today from his 10-year-old neighbor, Troy. I’m told he is incredibly flattered and hopes to schedule a play date soon. 14/10 for both

Minnesota police arrest CNN reporter and camera crew as they report from protests in Minneapolis cnn.it/2AlGl9s

No group, protestors or civilians, have been anywhere close to as violent and sadistic as the police have been tonight.

DAG Oh sorry I meant fuck the police

a bucket of crab fries at the phillies stadium would hit right now

Me: The perfect internet video doesn’t exist The internet: x.com/Iuissda/status…

Comedy doesn’t get any better than this!

The WORK starts now. 🐅

I swear I’ve never spoken to this girl in my life wtf just happened