Jamie Foxx is one of the most talented people to ever walk this planet. He doesn’t get enough credit for it either!

I'm back, better than before. Matter of fact, I'm better than ever. They can't box me in, I'm just too damn clever. I gotta go to work.

I jumped the gun on the Tom Brady retiring report earlier. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

And now for your Super Bowl halftime show! *lights go out, crowd cheers before an awed hush* “That’s an awfully hot coffee pot”

Kept me flyin' down Peachtree in my drop top. Bad lil' thang beside me in a crop top. I gotta go to work.

Putin swears Ukraine is working on WMDs! Just like Saddam was, double pinky swears

🚨BREAKING🚨 Numerous policitians bought energy plays BEFORE their run ups, and general discussions on banning Russian oil. Many are on committees privy to private information, including Defense and Energy. Many had not purchased energy plays before.

This Monkey killing a bird is definitely a bad omen.

Bro thought he had the Space Jam clock to try to dunk that

Just dropped a diss track with Arby's. Grab some popcorn and a Spicy Fish Sandwich. #ArbysSpicyFishDissTrack #ArbysPaidMeButIWouldSayThisAnyway

this time KD is going to call Draymond from the parking lot.

Ja hitting that game winner and the crowd chanting whoop that trick is fucking legendary

Super Bowls are won on this day

BIRDS IN THE WIND

Bruce looking sexy tonight in that red suit

It's gonna be a little cool, so be prepared. Whatever you do, just don't be scared. I gotta go to work.

That was probably the dumbest most entertaining fight I’ve ever see.

Bruh ended a long day of antisemitism with “Chris Paul fucked my wife. Sweet dreams”