If anyone has security camera access to Burton Valley Elementary school please let me know. An old friend of mine Parker was assaulted by a student while he was serving hot lunch. Our youth needs to show some respect to the less fortunate adults!

Feel good story: Was getting my shoes shined at Nordstroms and looked down to see the shiner was a kid that was on my high school football team. Name was Parker . He told me he hadn’t showered in weeks so I put him in the hyatt for a night and bough him fresh clothes 👍

Nothing worse than the pilot who thinks he’s a comedian

pulling up to the country club to shoot a 104 mood

Listening to Mo Bamba just to feel something

Found out why my haircut was only $25 the hard way

barista at a coffee shop hands me my coffee and says “the milk clumps up sometimes do you want me to swap that out?” …. Cottage cheese coffee ain’t it

can someone get me a new otter box for christmas?

If this picks up on intrusive thoughts i’m all but done for

People who read on the train in the morning are faking it right?

Pro tip for anyone looking to become a better conversationalist: Always finish your sentences with “right” - People love this Ex. “So if you look at Tesla, right, they produce electric vehicles, right…”

Credit Brett Siegel #BrettBomb

I’m ok w Ingram as long as they don’t move Wiggins for him

Joe Lacob smear campaign commencing

“I guess I’m just wrestling with what my purpose in life is” “Did you try clearing your cookies”

Dumbest tweet of the year?