going to become President Donald J. Trump now so I can jaywalk and not get in trouble for it (I was late to a meeting in the White House)

this is fantastic, glad my little guy scared some people...

is scp dead?

today I become twitter famous it's going to be so exciting!

my favorite thing about this platform is seeing all the latest posts of people freaking out about something and then walking 2 feet outside and seeing literally nobody having any idea what fringe communities are worried about.

Hello yurtlets. I got very sick some time ago and have only recently started writing again. Today I finished something for the first time in a while. SCP-8916 - Strange Fruit check it out: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8916

no, mr elon, I actually don't want employers to know about my scp X account...

I'm not going to assume malice. I think a large portion of these cases are new users who just want to contribute, somehow. Not saying that it's justified, but frankly this seems to be a case of "well-intended laziness/convenience" over anything else.

sick of dunks and owning the libs why don't you "own" some bags of cheetos and watch a nice soap opera

SCP fans! One of our community founders, Dr. Gears, has fallen on hard times and needs your help. Please, if you can spare a little something, help him and his family out. gofund.me/dc390d5f

I don't ever see anyone talk about this but why does a cats eyes always match so perfectly with its coat?

Low key i kinda miss my old found footage style

I dont think ill ever really return to scp ive tried a few times but it was fun to get to design a tone of monsters the site has its issues but over all I think it was a good experience

my funniest bit of technical knowledge is that, despite knowing for decades now that IPv4 address assignments were running out (plus it's other numerous pitfalls), we have done literally everything possible to circumvent ever touching IPv6. It is the bastard child of IT.

this is a bizarre request but if any of my mutuals are web developers please reach out! I have some questions and a proposition for you.

hi all, been awhile, is writing about Muppets still allowed?

i love all the ways different fields name things. In physics you have epics like "Hyperbolic Metamaterial Waveguides" and "Gravitational Singularity Boundaries." Meanwhile IT nerds like me are messing around with "DumpsterFire," "Snort," and "BeEF."

I've posted a new article! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8301