Speaking as a cyclist, I very much appreciate that the government has legislated to make wheel-sucking illegal. I never thought I'd live to see something so wondrous.

Calls to UK Domestic Abuse Helplines have more than doubled since the lockdown. Victims should know that if they are in danger, they can dial 999, then press 55 and remain silent. Police will know that the caller is in danger and cannot speak. Spread this wide.

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Link in Molly’s bio to donate, what an effort!

Near miss this morning coming down Dhustone Lane Shropshire Council. Who’s responsibility is it to get this fixed? Very popular route for cyclists. I had been warned about it, slowed significantly and it still nearly caused a crash. ShropshireCycleHub

You reap what you tow.

I've tried & completely failed to think of a more effective proof that the message behind this performance is as urgent as it is irrefutable. Well done to everyone who complained! You've carried that message to parts it would never otherwise have reached.

Not the sort of ‘Comet’ tracked machine I was hoping would arrive this morning WW2 Pod: We Have Ways of Making You Talk

So on my coffee break I completed the government’s skills assessment. My recommended career path is professional boxer. #SkillsAssessment

Come on Alan! Alex Dowsett

If lead outs were paintings that’d be Leonardo da Vinci's Salvator Mundi. Sublime from DQS and Mark Cavendish. #TDF2021

Thank you Andy Shauf for spending 923 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5mFKYdm… Andy Shauf

“Surely *this* must mean the end for Boris Johnson.” —Ancient British proverb

Seems like the perfect week for Conservative leadership contenders to be competing over which one will do the least to tackle climate change.

This is brilliant.

Vilify the working class while tonguing the crevice of monarchy. Same as it ever was.