me: wow your kid drew this horse? friend: it’s a dog but yeah me: omg your dog drew this horse?

Dear Internet, Is gazpacho a smoothie? Thanks

This is an absolutely inspiring story of how one company transformed its culture and practices to let engineers own their code in production, with 3 SREs supporting 15-20 devs on a single monolith codebase.

It just occurred to me that Galt's magic engine could have ushered in a truly post-scarcity automated luxury space communism, but he instead destroyed the planet because Fuck Poor People

"I will be candid here because I must be. If I'm not, I worry you might wonder what I stand for..." Fr. Graham shared a powerful message to the newest class of Musketeers on Thursday at Cintas Center. MORE: bit.ly/WelcomeSpeech19

Louise! Math memes

The Republicans first two witnesses to discuss the “weaponization” of the fed government were 1) a professor who only worked as an intern for the federal government and 2) an FBI agent who retired in 1999 before smartphones and social media existed. This is going nowhere fast.

Alright lads you heard ‘em, time to start explaining the plot of Metal Gear unprompted to strangers at book stores slightly more than usual.

Need to write semantics in LaTeX but don't know how to get started? Try this: cgswords.github.io/latex-semantic…

Whether rich reds or vampy plums, lip color is a great way to disguise the emptiness you feel this holiday season.

Trump: "My kristallnact will be the best kristallnacht. It will be huge."

When you’re a Vim user and haven’t told anyone in 10 minutes

Our favorite ornament on the tree #WreckingBlob #LetsGoX pic.x.com/0b10wM4w4W

is anyone a doctor, this man is choking developer who recently switched to a standing desk: no but I recently switched to a standing desk

Hey Sam Tobin-Hochstadt, has there been any work done on typechecking curried functions in languages with named arguments?

What a beautiful morning to start the new semester! #GoIU #HoosierOptometrist

HEY I HAVE A GREAT JOKE ABOUT DECENTRALISED VERSION CONTROL SYSTEMS BUT IT'S STORED ON GITHUB HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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