Oh good, arrived on shift today to find the 2 nuisances from yesterday are still in! I'll await constant cell calls then! #needy

17 yr old leaving for court today "I'm not wearing your plimsolls cos they give me corns init", open the door to rain "can I have a size 7"!

I wonder what awaits me for late turn this afternoon, a couple of burglars I hope, despicable crime, the more that get locked up the better!

A very Q late turn yesterday, ended up with just 3 in! Think we might pay for it today, however PC Rain is on today so maybe not!

Highlight of a griefy shift: DP: can I have food ME: yes what do you want DP: fish & chips? ME: ermm no! microwave only! DP: with Dr Pepper

#tweetyourfeet #sayNotoDomesticAbuse