I don’t care what people tell you, but LA definitely has 4 seasons: Pilot, Earthquake, Fire and Award.

Me to Lyft Driver: For Tiffany? Him: Yup Me: Where are we going? Him: [redacted] Me: *open & closes car door twice* Him: *looks back at me* Were you...just checking for a child lock? Me: Yup. Him: Whoa. That’s smart. Gonna tell my sister to do that! Me: *Gives 5 stars*

Fine dining experiences.

Sounds of New York, Yes. Smells of New York, No.

Yup

The only First Lady she acknowledge...

Golden Girls x Murder She Wrote crossover would have been amazing.

“Women tend to be over-mentored and under-sponsored. Sponsorship is when someone offers you opportunities that directly affect your promotion in your career. It’s unique because it actually results in you leveling up.” ⁦Sasha Shillcutt MD⁩ ⁩👩🏼‍⚕️ opmed.doximity.com/articles/a-con…

Gherhart Fjuck redefines architecture. I said it. #Alternatino

“Already on All-Star Level!!!” 😂😂😂😂 - A Black Lady Sketch Show

My sister is better than your sister Teresa Henderson

HipHopHarry > BabyShark

Yup

My grandfather and I bonded here.

Wife and mother of 3 boys, preparing laundry: Whose shirt is this and does it need to be washed? Voice within the house: Laundry is fluid, clean is a spectrum

Hit him with the hesi

Wow

Do you have white teenage sons? Listen up. I've been watching my boys' online behavior & noticed that social media and vloggers are actively laying groundwork in white teens to turn them into alt-right/white supremacists. Here's how:

Public college and vocational school should be free for every American.

16yo: Dr. Hale said they let him walk around hospitals more when he was younger. Me: Security for everything is tighter now. Everyone use to be able to walk up to the airport gate. 16yo: Yeah, we talked about that in History class.